That hog was NOT running. It was backing right up to my wallet. I fell for their sales pitch/snake oil hook, line and sinker. I know better. Nothing is going to turn back the hands of time. I am 50 and going to look 50.  One reason I feel so stupid is that teh very people selling me the bill of goods, particularly the ‘spa manager’ — well, good Lord, I should have engaged my brain and looked at her!!!!!

And the people doing the work on me. Well, enough said.

I was stupid and now I know better. I just hope they feel a slight twinge of guilt over the crap they convinced me to pay for.

PT Barnam was right…. “come one come all… watch the idiot throw her money after the non existant fountain of youth”…