KID: Um, gosh, Santa, this is difficult. Uh, uh ...
SANTA: Ah, come now. I'm sure you have your little heart set on something special. Just relax and say it.
KID: Well, I'm not sure this is proper. I don't want my friends to think I'm weird or something.
SANTA: It's OK, young man. Just whisper it to Santa.
KID: Well, OK. [in a whisper] I want some cash so I can give it to Scott Walker, governor of Wisconsin.
SANTA: Do what?!!?