— One other thing ... if you see me talking with the ladies more than with the men, I’m not “hitting” ... I’d rather talk to the ladies ... I know exactly what a man is going to say, have no idea what’s coming from the female.
— Then there’s a blonde bombshell by the name of Megyn Kelly who anchors Fox Live from noon ‘til 2 p.m. (65 on Cable One) ... on a scale of 1-10, the lady is a home-wrecker, but she runs a very good two-hour news show, too ... without trying to be funny, it’s “easy viewing” ... besides that, I’m partial to blondes ... as most of you know.
— And if this kicks up a fuss, so be it ... there has been some discussion as to the naming of the bypass and since President Barrack Obama had more than a little to do with the stimulus money ... no, forget I suggested THAT, huh?
— It also occurs to me that Hardee’s and Captain D’s won’t be the only fast food fronts on Quintard boarded up once the bypass wraps traffic to the other side of the mountain and into Oxford.
— Where at the lawmakers when you need ‘em? ... there should be a law making those halogen headlights popping that are popping up on automobiles of late illegal ... they’re blinding, to say the least.
— As of this writing, I am sitting in a Hampton Inn just off I-59 in Ft. Payne ... it took a while to get the blonde out of the truck ... seems she read a story earlier in the week about a lady who checked into a Hampton south of Dallas, sat down on the potty, and when she “arose” to wash her hands, she was looking at a three-foot python curled up in the wash basin ... I had to check the bathroom in Room 208 three times before she’d put her purse down ... after I took an oath on one of those Gideon bibles I found on the nightstand ... she’s still not sleeping all that well since we’ve been here.
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